This is the personal webpage of Ironykins, a jaded Canadian software developer who feels very sappy about Web 1.0. If you’re here for anything professional, you’re in the wrong place. This is where I post about whatever is currently bothering me, motivating me, or taking over my life.

My pronouns are he/him. I like bicycles, tabletop game design, architecture (of buildings and cities), creative writing, sewing, DIY, and punk rock. I’m not great at most things I do but I’m trying not to let that stop me.

No human endeavor was ever achieved without hope.

This website is terminally under construction. I’d like to use it as a test bed for little code projects and other fun things, but I won’t commit to anything at all. It’s just a place for me to do Web 1.0 things without any regard for obligations, public image, monetization, feedback, or any of that stuff.

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