This is the personal webpage of Ironykins, a jaded Canadian software developer who feels very sappy about Web 1.0. If you’re here for anything professional, you’re in the wrong place. This is where I post about whatever is currently bothering me, motivating me, or taking over my life.
My pronouns are he/him. I like bicycles, tabletop game design, architecture (of buildings and cities), creative writing, sewing, DIY, and punk rock. I’m not great at most things I do but I’m trying not to let that stop me.
No human endeavor was ever achieved without hope.
This website is terminally under construction. I’d like to use it as a test bed for little code projects and other fun things, but I won’t commit to anything at all. It’s just a place for me to do Web 1.0 things without any regard for obligations, public image, monetization, feedback, or any of that stuff.
| Last Updated | 2025-11-19 |
| The Mood | Quietly Playing with my Toys |
| Listening To | A Shell in the Pit - Ghost on the Road (from the Pacific Drive Soundtrack) |
| Watching | The Internet Used to Be a Place |













